I have one month to write and defend my masters thesis before it would become horribly inconvenient.

Is this possible? I have pretty much all of the data. Just waiting to get results back from an external lab, but that should be any day now.

Dear /sci/, female researcher here. How do you import fucking ASC text files as data?

I have 1) Textedit, 2) Excel, 3) Gauss, and 4) STATA. I can open the file in textedit, but everything is space delimited, I can also open it in Excel, but causes everything to get stuck in a single cell, I cannot import the data into Excel (using data import tool) because it's not in a supported format. I have the same problem in Gauss, STATA import it correctly but I get an error when trying to save the file as Excel.

What am I doing wrong?

Are "infinitesimals" the academic equivalent of schizoposting?

Fractional Distance: The Topology of the Real Number Line with Applications to the Riemann Hypothesis
https://vixra.org/abs/1906.0237
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Recent analysis has uncovered a broad swath of rarely considered real numbers called real numbers in the neighborhood of infinity. Here we extend the catalog of the rudimentary analytical properties of all real numbers by defining a set of fractional distance functions on the real number line and studying their behavior. The main results of are (1) to prove with modest axioms that some real numbers are greater than any natural number, (2) to develop a technique for taking a limit at infinity via the ordinary Cauchy definition reliant on the classical epsilon-delta formalism, and (3) to demonstrate an infinite number of non-trivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function in the neighborhood of infinity. We define numbers in the neighborhood of infinity as Cartesian products of Cauchy equivalence classes of rationals. We axiomatize the arithmetic of such numbers, prove all the operations are well-defined, and then make comparisons to the similar axioms of a complete ordered field. After developing the many underling foundations, we present a basis for a topology.

>be retarded technician/welder/driver/operator
>have no training because retarded corporate suits think safety "hurts profits"
>do retarded stuff around dangerous chemicals
OR
>have no inspections on dangerous chemical equipment
>die x 100
They're very entertaining though, not gonna lie

Riddle me this

Williams Syndrome
>Will Farrel in Elf had a Candy Cane Diet
Elvin faces, 7th chromosome, calcium deficiency, cardiac anomalies, vitamin d sensitivity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQZI9EYwMyc

>teacher randomly screams like an autist monkey into the microphone to "Wake up sleeping students"
I hate public school

I am the peer reviewer.